Girls...tsk tsk tsk

Wow, i have wanted to do this blog for a while, but haven't had the right inspiration for it. Thanks to my gf and cousin, I know do! Wow, what planet did they come from, or are they from earth, and us guys are from another planet that is more normal...then again what is normal. I just looked it up on webster...ya...i wouldn't understand what half those definitions meant if my life depended on it. ANYWAY. I was talking to my girl friend today, and we where talking about the VMA's that are tomorrow (which you better show up to if you live in GA, heck if you don't live in GA, you better start booking your plain ticket, cause I better see you here (jk...sorta)) anyway, she said "I wonder if I should dress up...no one ever told me if we are. I think i will wear this, and that, and this, with these shoes, etc...etc" the whole time i was thinking....Is this really what girls think about...yep, sure is, cause i remember hearing this from about....almost every other girl i know! They care way to much about how they look, which I wont complain about, but its funny to me. (I am being careful with what i say, there are a few girls, including my girl friend, reading this) Then I talked to my cousin...THIS GOT INTERESTING. I went onto myspace, looked at friends status's and this is word for word what it said "i want school like now =)" Now i flipped about a dozen or two times, then I asked "whats up with your status?" She said "lol, ya I am one of a kind" Ya, that is using that term LIGHTLY!!! Dont know what family you hailed from, but I am sure as hell not claiming you as part of mine any more! lol. Then there is there constant random sayings. I have had millions of those, not only from my GF, but my cousin, and friends to (when i say friends, I am referring to the female ones at the moment) Its nuts. We could be talking about how the sky is blue and they will say "hey, did you know that a fish will 5 eggs every 11 to 18 days?" Its like, WTF mate. Its so random and unexpected, you dont know what to say. I swear, either the guys are from another planet, and the girls are from Earth, and us guys unfortunately crash landed here and now we are stuck with them, or the girls invaded earth millions of years ago therefor ruining MAN kind as we know it (i am using "ruining" lightly there, lol),or god has a sick sense of humor and really did make us on the same planet!